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Boris Pavlovich Kulagin was a Soviet and Russian ice hockey player and coach. Kulagin was one of the first players in the Soviet Union to play organized ice hockey in the 1940s. Prior to this time Kulagin played bandy or \"Russian hockey\". Kulagin would later coach teams in the Soviet Union, eventually becoming national team coach in the 1970s.
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Thomas Sanderson was an English American immigrant, farmer, and Republican politician. He served one term in the Wisconsin State Assembly, representing Columbia County.
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Honington is an English village and civil parish in the South Kesteven district of Lincolnshire. It lies just north of the junction between the A153 and A607 roads, about 5.5 miles (8.9 km) north of Grantham and 8 miles (12.9 km) west of Sleaford.
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