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{"type":"standard","title":"M-86 (Michigan highway)","displaytitle":"M-86 (Michigan highway)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2353767","titles":{"canonical":"M-86_(Michigan_highway)","normalized":"M-86 (Michigan highway)","display":"M-86 (Michigan highway)"},"pageid":716526,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/65/M-86.svg/330px-M-86.svg.png","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/65/M-86.svg/600px-M-86.svg.png","width":600,"height":600},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286961304","tid":"e5689b6b-1fee-11f0-b143-47b21304e79a","timestamp":"2025-04-23T02:58:56Z","description":"State highway in St. Joseph and Branch counties in Michigan, United States","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-86_(Michigan_highway)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-86_(Michigan_highway)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-86_(Michigan_highway)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:M-86_(Michigan_highway)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-86_(Michigan_highway)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/M-86_(Michigan_highway)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-86_(Michigan_highway)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:M-86_(Michigan_highway)"}},"extract":"M-86 is an east–west state trunkline highway in the US state of Michigan in the southern portion of the Lower Peninsula. The highway starts at Business US Highway 131 and M-60 in Three Rivers and ends at US Highway 12 (US 12) near Coldwater. In between, it crosses farm country and runs along a section of the Prairie River. Following a highway originally numbered M-7, the roadway was renumbered M-86 in 1940. It has been a part of the state highway system at least since 1927. Two other roadways carried the M-86 designation in the 1920s. Two bridges along the road are eligible for inclusion on the National Register of Historic Places (NRHP).","extract_html":"
M-86 is an east–west state trunkline highway in the US state of Michigan in the southern portion of the Lower Peninsula. The highway starts at Business US Highway 131 and M-60 in Three Rivers and ends at US Highway 12 (US 12) near Coldwater. In between, it crosses farm country and runs along a section of the Prairie River. Following a highway originally numbered M-7, the roadway was renumbered M-86 in 1940. It has been a part of the state highway system at least since 1927. Two other roadways carried the M-86 designation in the 1920s. Two bridges along the road are eligible for inclusion on the National Register of Historic Places (NRHP).
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Micrixalus specca is a species of frogs in the family Micrixalidae.\nIt is endemic to the Western Ghats, India.
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